#master-key

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."