#master-key

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."