#master-key

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"