#master-of-love

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."