#master-of-love

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."