#master-of-love

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."