#master-of-love

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."