#Politics

"I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win."

"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."

"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side."

"For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them."

"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!"

"The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected."

"In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."

"Politics determines who has the power, not who has the truth."

"Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey."All females are."

"The satisfactions/of agreement are/immediate as sugar--/a melting of the/granular, a syrup/that lingers, shared/not singular./Many prefer it."

"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."

"In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans."

"Liberty a word without which all other words are vain."

"Serious thinkers are few, and the world is ruled by crude ideas."

"Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'."

"The working class had imposed upon them a sterile and authoritarian educational system which mirrored the ethos of the corporate workplace."

"Your principle should be to see everything and say nothing. The world changes so rapidly that if you want to get on you cannot afford to align yourself with any person or point of view."

"You know what's truly weird about any financial crisis? We made it up. Currency, money, finance, they're all social inventions. When the sun comes up in the morning it's shining on the same physical landscape, all the atoms are in place."