#positive-thinking

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"You are here to evolve and make your consciousness high.You are here to dance, sing and celebrate life. You are here to help others to make their life happy. We are here not to compete, but to learn, evolve and excel. We are not here to make divisions in the name of prophets and religions. We are here to encompass the world with love and light."

"Success doesn't come to you; you go to it."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Your dreams will come true, but do not be overly demanding. Be logical – there are not enough mansions for everyone in the world, are there?"

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Pursue your dreams. You will be amazed about what you can achieve."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"If we want great things to happen then we must create space in our lives for what we desire."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."