#positive-thinking

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Hard work is what you do to make ends meet, easy work is getting others to do the hard work for you."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Believing in negative thoughts is the single greatest obstruction to success."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"The question is why one should be so inwardly preoccupied at all. Why not reach out to others in love and solidarity or peer into the natural world for some glimmer of understanding? Why retreat into anxious introspection when, as Emerson might have said, there is a vast world outside to explore? Why spend so much time working on oneself when there is so much real work to be done?"

"Our own self-esteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Maybe it’s NOT Maybelline. Maybe you were just born with it."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"The negative patterns that form as a result of this self defeating behaviour actually symbolize the negative belief that we nurture."