#positive-thinking

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Failures can be called ‘strengtheners’ as they make you determined to reach your goal with the lessons they teach."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Diamonds do not burst out from the mines into your hands. The universe, instead, will direct the men to discover the mines and find the diamonds for you."

"Mean girls go far in high school. Kind women go far in LIFE."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"The world’s greatest achievers have been those who have always stayed focussed on their goals and have been consistent in their efforts."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"You don't manifest dreams without taking chances."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"