#positive-thinking

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"There are some places in life where you can only go alone. Embrace the beauty of your solo journey."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

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"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Our souls sparkle brightly with creative energy, our beings are as complex as the universe, and at the same time we help make up a higher body of energy."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"It's easy and natural to be thankful when your expectations are met. The real test of your faith is when things don't go your way, or when you are in pain."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"