#relationships

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."

"You know someone's right for you when the things they don't have to say are even more important than the things they do."

"You will have five hundred million little bells, and I shall have five hundred million springs of fresh water..."

"When a girl uses six derogatory adjectives in her attempt to paint the portrait of the loved one, it means something. One may indicate a merely temporary tiff. Six is big stuff."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"He feared me as many men fear women: because their mistresses (or their wives) understand them. They are scarcely adult, some men: they wish women to understand them, and to that end they tell them all their secrets; and then, when they are properly understood, they hate their women for understanding them."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"I always watch you. You consume my every thought."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"...there remained a strange formality between them, and her pleasure in his presence felt too much like missing him had felt during the last week."

"...you do not have too many boogeymen for me. You have just the right number."

"What if we just acknowledged that we have a bad relationship, and we stuck it out, anyway? What if we admitted that we make each other nuts, we fight constantly and hardly ever have sex, but we can't live without each other, so we deal with it? And then we could spend our lives together -- in misery, but happy to not be apart."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Sometimes the best and worst times of your life can coincide. It is a talent of the soul to discover the joy in pain—-thinking of moments you long for, and knowing you’ll never have them again. The beautiful ghosts of our past haunt us, and yet we still can’t decide if the pain they caused us out weighs the tender moments when they touched our soul. This is the irony of love."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Your absence has not taught me to be alone, it merely has shown that when together we cast a single shadow on the wall."