#relationships

"Rejection is an opportunity for your selection."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town."

"Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?"

"Scholars, theologians, and even poets have yet to be able to truly describe and touch upon the beauty, romance, and magic of a relationship built on 100% authenticity"

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"

"Eventually we all get tired of any and everything!"

"you can take this mouththis wound you wantbut you can't kissand make itbetter."

"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."

"Terkadang,yang tak bisa kamu lupakan adalah seseorang yang tak pernah bisa kamu miliki."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"She had coffee-colored eyes, if java were blue-green, and we made love like nobody was watching, which is probably why the audience demanded a refund for our poor performance."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."