#relationships

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves."

"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."

"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."

"I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?"

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"I had a dream about you. Flowers were overflowing in the cemetery, so we decided to have a picnic there. You brought apple pie, and I brought my Aunt Mildred, who’d been dead for some time and I just hadn’t gotten around to disposing of her body. I thought you’d think me both efficient and romantic, but it turns out you didn’t. You only saw the romantic side of my action."

"Disagreement is not necessarily a reason to head for Splitsville. In fact, a relationship without disagreement is probably too brittle to last. Some of the best human bonds are forged in the fire of disagreement."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank."

"A soul mate is not found. A soul mate is recognized."

"It is an absolute human certainty that no one can know his own beauty or perceive a sense of his own worth until it has been reflected back to him in the mirror of another loving, caring human being."

"What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else."

"I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory."

"She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x."