#relationships

"I know I love her, because when I see her my heart beats like a drum. If she played guitar and sang, we could start a band."

"This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?""I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you're with me?""Yes,"she said."That's influenza,"said Miro. "Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else."

"When you depersonalize abrasive behavior and see it as a call for help you become a catalyst for the best kind of change."

"You never know who's waiting for you and you never know when love is coming your way or who it might be. But let me just say, a healthy relationship requires SACRIFICE and DEDICATION."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"They should make cell phones that are dishwasher safe. My cup runneth over—especially since both our drinks are in one glass because I’m too lazy to load the shotgun."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Submission is not about authority and it is not obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it."

"I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back."

"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."