#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."