#self-esteem-self-help-book

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."