#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."