#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."