#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."