#suicidal-thoughts

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."