#suicidal-thoughts

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."