#suicidal-thoughts

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."