#Wit

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."

"In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge."

"Ack!"I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me."

"Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."

"Impropriety is the soul of wit."

"So vast is art, so narrow human wit."

"Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness."

"Patience, grasshopper,"said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait.""I always thought that was 'Good things come to those who do the wave,'"said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

"She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them. I must be as romantic as Pete Rose’s last name."

"I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way."

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit."

"There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'."

"Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?”“Dumb luck,” Wit said. “In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb."

"There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that."

"Now what happens?"asked the man in black. "We face each other as God intended,"Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.""You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?"

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs."

"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."

"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know."