#Wit

"There are two ways to dislike poetry: One is to dislike it; the other is to read Pope."

"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."

"Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth."

"Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit."

"The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit."

"She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them. I must be as romantic as Pete Rose’s last name."

"There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome.""And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody.""And yours,"he replied with a smile, "is wilfully to misunderstand them."

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."

"One says the things which one feels the need to say, and which the other will not understand: one speaks for oneself alone."

"Ack!"I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me."

"I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else."

"There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."