#Wit

"Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit."

"If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?"

"A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle."

"There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that."

"They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,"Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me."

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit."

"A poet should be so crafty with words that he is envied even for his pains."

"The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit."

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs."

"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

"Wit is the lowest form of humor."

"She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them. I must be as romantic as Pete Rose’s last name."

"Soar with wit. Conquer with dignity. Handle with care."