Random Inspirational Quotes

"If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them."

"You have my whole heart. You always did."

"Every problem has a gift for you in its hands” (Richard Bach). And if not every problem, then just about every one. Even spectacular sunsets are not possible without cloudy skies. Troubles bring a gift for those who choose to look. And since I can't avoid my problems, why waste them? I should look for the gift. My life will be far, far richer for finding it."

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."

"I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm."

"In so many ways we are still in the dark ages, but there is light appearing over the horizon of choice and consciousness."

"Relax. They're not going to kill us. They're going to TRY and kill us. And that is a very different thing."

"We flatter those we scarcely know,We please the fleeting guest;And deal full many a thoughtless blow,To those who love us best."

"Our greatest opportunities are to let go and surrender to that which is greater than our egoistic needs and desires."

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."

"I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me."

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."

"The way of the miracle-worker is to see all human behavior as one two things: either love, or a call for love."

"Science must not impose any philosophy, any more than the telephone must tell us what to say."

"Mathematics expresses values that reflect the cosmos, including orderliness, balance, harmony, logic, and abstract beauty."

"Kiss me with love like a butterfly kisses flowers to find and taste the nectar of life."

"God turns you from one feeling to another and teaches by means of opposites so that you will have two wings to fly, not one"

"Art depends on luck and talent."

"The secret of my success is that I make other people money. And, never ever, ever, ever be ashamed about trying to earn as much as possible for yourself, if the person you're working with is also making money. That's life!"

"If you know the power of your thoughts, you would never fear failure."