"In today's classroom everybody wins a trophy, even the one kid who actually won. Soon it will be, let's punish that kid for making the other kids feel like losers."
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Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
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Quotes by Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not."
"I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are."
"We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or two by morning."
"Sleep is the breakfast of champions. This morning I had two big bowls full, each two hours deep."
"People won't buy study guides for a dollar, but they will pay 100 dollars for test answers. A #startup should keep this mentality in mind."
"We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or two by morning."
"When traveling on foot through the Sahara Desert, be sure to pack several gallons of ice cream, and keep them close to your heart, because nothing, not even my love, can make that thing melt."
"I work in a secret whisper factory. It’s all very hush-hush. Her love for me could be found there, if it could be found at all, but it can’t, because it’s invisible."
"People won't buy study guides for a dollar, but they will pay 100 dollars for test answers. A #startup should keep this mentality in mind."
"I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t last forever."
"Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other."
"Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an inflated ego, or needed a wheelbarrow full of last name to go shopping."
"I cry, but not for myself. There’s too much sadness in this world to waste a moment with self-pity, when making others smile will also make me smile."
"I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis of my life."
"She said she was a nurse. I replied that she must have a lot of patience—and patients. I would have said more, but I ran out of homophones."
"I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bottle, but I’m not sure how to market it. Maybe as a drinkable alternative to love."
"I cry, but not for myself. There’s too much sadness in this world to waste a moment with self-pity, when making others smile will also make me smile."