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"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"I will always find a way and a way will always find me."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"If we want great things to happen then we must create space in our lives for what we desire."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"The greatest danger to our future is apathy."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."