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"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Transform, from a fault-finder and blamer to a solution-finder and appreciator."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Poverty: a temporary financial low, curable by money."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"While I sleep, I dream of you, and when I wake, I long to hold you in my arms. If anything, our time apart has only made me more certain that I want to spend my nights by your side, and my days with your heart."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"When I discover who I am, I’ll be free."

"Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"I've been homesick for countries I've never been, and longed to be where I couldn't be."

"All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk."