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"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"i hope thatwhoever you arewherever you areand no matter howyou are feelingyou will always have somethingto smile about."

"The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Whatever belief we have actually stems from the thankfulness that we feel and this feeling further attracts more happy feelings towards us."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Our own self-esteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."