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"Acknowledgement is possession. When you acknowledge, think or have conviction in something, it actually will come true."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Success is within reach of all people, but you can grasp it only when you realise the power within you."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"If you have a dream, don’t just sit there. Gather courage to believe that you can succeed and leave no stone unturned to make it a reality."

"Grateful souls focus on the happiness and abundance present in their lives and this in turn attracts more abundance and joy towards them."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"The purpose of quantum linguistics is to survey the spirit of linguistics and finding solutions to the common barrier problems faced by means of deliberate use of language."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"How we relate with other people is dependent on how we rate ourselves and what we think about ourselves."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."