Random Inspirational Quotes

"Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night."

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."

"I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow; but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing."

"Life consists of two days, one for you one against you. So when it's for you don't be proud or reckless, and when it's against you be patient, for both days are test for you."

"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"

"An artist without ideas is a mendicant; barren, he goes begging among the hours."

"We are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later."

"This magical, marvelous food on our plate, this sustenance we absorb, has a story to tell. It has a journey. It leaves a footprint. It leaves a legacy. To eat with reckless abandon, without conscience, without knowledge; folks, this ain't normal."

"Life is ours to be spent, not tobe saved."

"Education is the key to success in life, and teachers make a lasting impact in the lives of their students."

"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"I want to be a creature that’s half bee, half the letter B. That way I can pollinate the world with my literacy."

"There is beauty everywhere; even in the dark, there is light, and that is the rarest kind of all."

"I don't believe in having one partner for your whole life, but I hope I get married. I want to have a husband and two kids and a nice little life baking pies. I'm quite romantic. It's definitely important to have someone make you feel special."

"When did wishing someone a Merry Christmas become politically incorrect?"

"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."

"Faith is stronger than so-called reason."

"To enjoy the nectar of life, I like to kiss you like a beautiful bee kisses the flower."

"When your sad--like really sad--you only want to be with other people who are sad."