Random Inspirational Quotes

"Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you."

"The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid."

"We...sin not because we want what is evil, but because we want what isn't good enough."

"My contribution I hope is to get people to eat full-flavored food. If I could come away with that alone, that would be a fantastic accomplishment. I'm also very proud of being a very American chef."

"The life of faith is not a life of mounting up with wings, but a life of walking and not fainting."

"Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming."

"You believe me wise because I taught you once, but I have not been north, as you have. You have seen (what) I have never seen...You flatter me by asking my opinion."

"You were born with wings, why prefer to crawl through life?"

"The light at the end of the tunnel is just the light of an oncoming train."

"I feel the healinghands of Godtouch my heartand kiss my soul."

"In a girl I look for honesty above all, someone who I can carry on a conversation with, someone who has a good sense of humor, someone who's true to herself, and to top it, someone who can get ready for a date in less than ten minutes."

"The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely gave you some stuff."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Your ordinary acts of love and hope point to the extraordinary promise that every human life is of inestimable value."

". . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him in.”Jessica took a long swallow of her cognac. “This is not a trout, Genevieve. This is a great, hungry shark.”“Then use a harpoon."

"Man is solid, not liquid. But with the fluid nature of networking, my personal brand would grow faster if I would just go with the flow."

"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"To be really mediæval one should have no body. To be really modern one should have no soul. To be really Greek one should have no clothes."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."