Random Inspirational Quotes

"There is more to life than simply increasing its speed."

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success."

"Though my work may be menial, though my contribution may be small, I can perform it with dignity and offer it with unselfishness. My talents may not be great, but I can use them to bless the lives of others.... The goodness of the world in which we live is the accumulated goodness of many small and seemingly inconsequential acts."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"If pain is a pot of boiling water, humor can be the rising steam."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"There lives more faith in honest doubt, believe me, than in half the creeds."

"The most confused you will ever get is when you try to convince your heart and spirit of something your mind knows is a lie."

"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."

"To become a master at any skill, it takes the total effort of your: heart, mind, and soul working together in tandem."

"The success of a hat definitely lies with balancing the personality of the wearer with the type of occasion. Don't listen to those rules about face shape."

"Silver knives! Painful and sometimes deadly to all paranormals!''Tasey!' I counterd 'Hot pink and sparkly!"

"... what you learn today, for no reason at all, will help you discover all the wonderful secrets of tomorrow."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"It’s ever been the way of the man of science or philosophy. Most folks stay in the dark and then complain they can’t see nothing.” – Snipes (185)"

"If one makes a mistake, then an apology is usually sufficient to get things back on an even keel. However-and this is a big ‘however’- most people do not ever know why their apology did not seem to have any effect. It is simply that they did not make a mistake; they made a choice…and never understood the difference between the two."

"I mean, at the end of the day, what the hell does it matter who I end up with if it can't be you?"

"If my legs get blown off in war, I’d like to have them replaced with a coffee table. Half man/half furniture, I’ll be in the living room if you need me."

"I’m not going to lecture you on the error of your ways. Not until you fetch me a podium and a microphone. I’ll also need a screen, a projector, and a laser pointer."

"She knew then that white was more than a color: It was a cold, pale shade of understanding that seems to take all of your hope away."