Random Inspirational Quotes

"Now Darkstripe,' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty."

"Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose."

"There is your truth and there is my truth. As for the universal truth, it does not exist."

"Relationships are all about trust and equality. If one person shares, then the other person should share, too."

"She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up."

"I don’t understand how I could have believed you were a warm, affectionate, and tenderhearted person! You’re obviously as prickly as a porcupine and any man who comes close to you will end up with a face full of quills!"

"The soul is a prolonged anniversary of our lives in this world."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so kind as to hold my jockstrap while I stir your hot coffee?"

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent."

"Being aware is being aware of one's own mind and the games it plays on itself."

"I live making comics. Comics is an industrial art but less suffering, because comics are for young people who are more adventurous. I do that. I live off comics, and then I write books, but when you want movies, you cannot make movies without money."

"If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."

"You might want to lie down,"Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in."

"As long as scepticism is based on a sound understanding of science it is invaluable, for that is how science progresses. But poor criticism can lead those who are unfamiliar with the science involved into doubting everything about climate change predictions."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously."

"To become a true global citizen, one must abandon all notions of 'otherness' and instead embrace 'togetherness'."