Random Inspirational Quotes

"Headline?"he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'"I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'"he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'"I said."

"Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas."

"To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart."

"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."

"Bad faith likes discourse on friendship and loyalty."

"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes."

"Light is meaningful only in relation to darkness, and truth presupposes error. It is these mingled opposites which people our life, which make it pungent, intoxicating. We only exist in terms of this conflict, in the zone where black and white clash."

"What's another word for thesaurus?"

"The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye...until we meet again"

"People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!"

"You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense."

"I neither knew nor cared whether my experience was insanity, dreaming, or magic; but was determined to gaze on brilliance and gaiety at any cost."

"Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul."

"Maybe you can afford to wait. Maybe for you there's a tomorrow. Maybe for you there's one thousand tomorrows, or three thousand, or ten, so much time you can bathe in it, roll around it, let it slide like coins through you fingers. So much time you can waste it.But for some of us there's only today. And the truth is, you never really know."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."

"The selfish man suffers more from his selfishness than he from whom that selfishness withholds some important benefit."

"In the abstract, it might be tempting to imagine that irreducible complexity simply requires multiple simultaneous mutations - that evolution might be far chancier than we thought, but still possible. Such an appeal to brute luck can never be refuted... Luck is metaphysical speculation; scientific explanations invoke causes."