#clever

"To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They'll never get to be swans"

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"The failure mode of clever is “asshole."

"I had a dream about you. We were standing next to each other, and a stranger asked for the time. My watch said 3:32, and yours said 3:33. I got concerned because somewhere I’d lost a minute, so you and I spent two minutes looking for it."

"An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need."

"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"

"To be heroic is to be courageous enough to die for something; to be inspirational is to be crazy enough to live a little."

"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."

"Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not."

"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."

"We no longer know each other. Hell, I barely know myself these days. I brush my teeth and look in the mirror and think, “Who is this guy taking care of my oral hygiene?"

"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."

"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."