#clever

"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."

"The failure mode of clever is “asshole."

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."

"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."

"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."

"I saw how greatly he suffered the requirement of being clever. It separated him from his soul, and it didn’t get him anything other than a living."

"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."

"It's clever, but is it Art?"

"What I stand for is what I stand on."

"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."

"To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They'll never get to be swans"

"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."

"An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need."

"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."

"When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on"

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

"I had a dream about you. We were standing next to each other, and a stranger asked for the time. My watch said 3:32, and yours said 3:33. I got concerned because somewhere I’d lost a minute, so you and I spent two minutes looking for it."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Take some cues from some Q’s. Quality and quantity lead to queues."