#dogs

"There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes."

"Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends."

"It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal."

"Meow” means “woof” in cat."

"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."

"When you have dogs, you witness their uncomplaining acceptance of suffering, their bright desire to make the most of life in spite of the limitations of age and disease, their calm awareness of the approaching end when their final hours come. They accept death with a grace that I hope I will one day be brave enough to muster."

"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants."

"The more boys I meet the more I love my dog."

"I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward."

"Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all."

"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."

"Dogs have their day but cats have 365."

"In a dog's life, some plaster would fall, some cushions would open, some rugs would shred. Like any relationship, this one had its costs. They were costs we came to accept and balance against the joy and amusement and protection and companionship he gave us."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."

". . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do."

"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made."

"Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God."Aristotle"