#love

"She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"To die will be an awfully big adventure."

"Yet I am stuck in the idea of romance, a dreamer; I want to actually fall in love with a man, then marry him"

"Let men be men and let women be women and the world will revolve around its purpose"

"Why are you leaving me?He wrote, I do not know how to live.I do not know either but I am trying.I do not know how to try.There were some things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So i buried them and let them hurt me"

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"If you love me, Henry, you don’t love me in a way I understand."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"I am a restlessness inside a stillness inside a restlessness."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"

"There are three lessons I would write-Three words, as with a burning pen, In tracings of eternal light,Upon the heart of men.Have hope! though clouds environ round,And gladness hides her face in scorn,Put thou the shadow from thy brow,No night but hath its morn.Have love! not love alone for one, But man as man thy brother call,And scatter like the circling sun,Thy charities on all."

"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."