#lying

"Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth."

"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."

"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."

"I have no desire for others to take it on themselves to analyze my thoughts. I am without thoughts. I have never, not even once, acted on the basis of any doctrine or philosophy.I am convinced that those people whom the world considers good and respects are all liars and fakes. I do not trust the world."

"Before you enbark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

"I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me."

"Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies."

"The truth is always an insult or a joke, lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has no concern for anyone's comfort"

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

"Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths."

"Success is always something completely different to people. I feel like I've succeeded, if I'm doing something that makes me happy and I'm not lying to anybody."

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics."

"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."

"Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.."

"Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into difficulties, but to really wind up in the crappers try telling nothing but the truth."

"I always look like I’m lying. I was born with a politician’s face. You’ll know I’m in love when I have a Vote For Me look in my eyes."

"But you can't make people listen. They have to come round in their own time, wondering what happened and why the world blew up around them. It can't last."

"...even a tiny bit of deceit is dishonorable when it's used for selfish or cowardly reasons.- Mr. Penderwick"

"What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying."

"Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything."