#relationships

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."

"A wedding is and event, but marriage is a life."

"The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it growing up. Oh, that’s mature—blame it on maturity."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Most people think everybody feels about them much more violently than they actually do; they think other people's opinions of them swing through great arcs of approval or disapproval."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"How would your life be different if…You approached all relationships with authenticity and honesty? Let today be the day…You dedicate yourself to building relationships on the solid foundation of truth and authenticity."

"The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his arms. It's seen in the love with which he EMBRACES you."

"What you want most you push away from you.You want more than you care to admit."

"Angels walk amongst those with broken wings. Those with broken wings only need to be given a little love before their hearts can flutter and take flight once again.-Amanda Mosher and Jarod Kintz"

"He is your friend who pushes you nearer to God."

"Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out."

"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"