#Wise

"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."

"For the newborn and wise, everything begins small."

"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."

"Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!"

"When you optimize your talents very well, you can pick money from people's pockets and nobody will ever get the guts to call you a thief."

"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"

"I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold."

"All parents hope and pray that their children will make wise decisions. Children who are obedient and responsible bring to their parents unending pride and satisfaction."

"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."

"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."

"They say philosophers and wise men are indifferent. Wrong. Indifference is a paralysis of the soul, a premature death."

"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."

"Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other."

"It is impossible to love and to be wise."

"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."

"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."

"Opportunity is not your opponent—it is your ally, but it’s hard to see that because opportunity is often camouflaged and hidden among danger and chaos."

"I was always an unusual girl.My mother told me I had a chameleon soul, no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality; just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean."

"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."