#Wise

"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."

"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."

"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"

"We need not take refuge in supernatural gods to explain our saints and sages and heroes and statesmen, as if to explain our disbelief that mere unaided human beings could be that good or wise."

"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."

"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."

"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."

"I count as blessings things I could have benefited from, even if I neglected to utilize them. A gift is still a gift, even if left wrapped and unopened."

"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."

"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."

"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."

"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."

"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."

"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."

"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."

"Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!"

"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."

"One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about."