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"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil."

"You cannot run at full throttle when applying your mindset to all of the different things running through your head. Focusing is the key to manifesting your desires."

"May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Mean girls go far in high school. Kind women go far in LIFE."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"If you can't quite make it as a high flier then join a trampoline club."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."