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"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Mind is a flexible mirror, adjust it, to see a better world."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Be a bit of a challenge; not because you're playing games but because you realize you're worth the extra effort."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"The more you go with the flow of life and surrender the outcome to God, and the less you seek constant clarity, the more you will find that fabulous things start to show up in your life."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses."