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"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"The quality of our thoughts and emotions impact our body more than the quality of the food which we eat."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"You do have a story inside you; it lies articulate and waiting to be written — behind your silence and your suffering."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"If the great internet connects us all ... then why are so many of us becoming increasingly isolated?"

"It is not enough if you just live life as it comes to you like a floating leaf in a pond. Make use of the powers bestowed in you and soar like an eagle."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Choose your thoughts and beliefs wisely.Be your own best friend, and not your enemy."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."