#xazaqazax

"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."

"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."

"Before the NSA there was the Catholic Church. What is confessional if not a place to gather secrets? No wonder the church had all the power."

"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."

"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."

"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."

"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."

"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."

"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."