Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."

"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."

"I don’t know the kind of person I’ll be tomorrow, but I’ll be able to look back on yesterday and ask “What was that guy’s problem?” The future is full of condescending jerks."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."

"People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life."

"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."

"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"

"Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note"

"The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners."