Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."

"Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note"

"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."

"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."

"The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming."

"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."

"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"

"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

"When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if you’ve been fortunate in life, he will probably share your opinion."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."

"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."

"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."

"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."