#humor

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"The clouds are like marble in the sky, and I just want to make a kitchen counter out of the atmosphere. I can cook like a flock of birds."

"Here’s to freedom, cheers to art. Here’s to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start."

"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."

"Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase."

"Before I speak, I have something important to say."

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."

"Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them."

"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies."

"Please, touch me, I pray."

"Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!"

"I love these pet names,"she said, gazing soulfully up into his eyes, "Nitwit. Sap skull. Termagant. How they make my heart flutter!"