#naughty

"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."

"If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel."

"good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere"

"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."

"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."

"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."