#relationships

"How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste."

"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"

"I had to learn to live without you and I couldn't make sense of it, because I left so much of me inside of you."

"Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Honor your relationships by developing listening skills."

"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"

"The best kind of humans are the ones who stay."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"If you have time to whine then you have time to find solution."

"Love doesn't mean anything if you're not willing to make a commitment, and you have to think not only about what you want, but about what he wants. Not just now, but in the future."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"The greatest love stories are not those in which love is only spoken, but those in which it is acted upon."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"He knew one of the women well, and had shared his universe with her. They had seen the same mountains, and the same trees, although each of them had seem them differently. She knew his weaknesses, his moments of hatred, of despair. Yet she was there at his side. They shared the same universe."

"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."

"Submission is not about authority and it is not obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect."