#relationships

"Never rearrange your life in order to meet Mr. Darcy half way. If he couldn’t see your worth at the moment you met then he won’t two years later. May the halls of Pemberly be filled with his regrets and your life filled with thankfulness because of this revelation."

"A Dragon Rose is a flying flower that breathes fire. A relationship isn’t truly a romance if there isn’t a tiny element of danger involved."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."

"Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as enemies and equals?"

"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"In your pursuit of your passions, always be young. In your relationship with others, always be grown-up."

"I realize all guys have thorns. But I am a rose, and she chose a cactus over me. I wish her luck with her dry, desert-like existence with him."

"He doesn't need to be reminded you're great."

"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."

"But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?"

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"I think of how each person in a marriage owes it to the other to find individual happiness, even in a shared life. That this is the only way to grow together, instead of apart."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Holding Eleanor's hand was like holding a butterfly. Or a heartbeat. Like holding something complete, and completely alive."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."