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Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You
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Quotes by Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You
"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."
"When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you."
"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."
"Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery."
"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."
"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"
"When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you."
"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."
"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."
"When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you."
"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."
"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."
"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."
"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."
"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"
"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."