Random Inspirational Quotes

"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."

"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."

"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties."

"The risk is too great. A man cannot place too much faith in any one thing, neither a woman, nor a horse, nor a weapon, nor any single thing."

"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."

"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."

"Even if things don't unfold the way you expected, don't be disheartened or give up. One who continues to advance will win in the end."

"I always look like I’m lying. I was born with a politician’s face. You’ll know I’m in love when I have a Vote For Me look in my eyes."

"Whenever you read a good book, somewhere in the world a door opens to allow in more light."

"I don't feel a lack of hope. It's just disappointment that after all these years we're still fighting meaningless wars for a handful of people."

"I'm not in search of sanctity, sacredness, purity; these things are found after this life, not in this life; but in this life I search to be completely human: to feel, to give, to take, to laugh, to get lost, to be found, to dance, to love and to lust, to be so human."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Truth resists being projected into the realm of knowledge."

"When her boyfriend broke his leg, I knew it was my chance to ask her to dance. So I put down my baseball bat and approached her like Babe Ruth."

"When hope is not pinned wriggling onto a shiny image or expectation, it sometimes floats forth and opens."

"Every great movement of God can be traced to a kneeling figure."

"But the saddest difference between them was that Zazetsky, as Luria said, 'fought to regain his lost faculties with the indomitable tenacity of the damned,' whereas Dr P. was not fighting, did not know what was lost. But who was more tragic, or who was more damned -- the man who knew it, or the man who did not?"

"The night is still waiting."

"Happy are those who evolve from within."

"Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't "try"to do things. You simply "must"do things."