Random Inspirational Quotes

"The bank of love is never bankrupt."

"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"

"The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation, because occupation means pre-occupation; and the pre-occupied person is neither happy nor unhappy, but simply alive and active. That is why it is necessary to happiness that one should be tired."

"I arrived, I saw humans and I saw through their faces. Nothing ever changes but the light in their eyes. For I too have buried my demons today, without knowing what might remain beneath the face of tomorrow."

"I want to be a creature that’s half bee, half the letter B. That way I can pollinate the world with my literacy."

"Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch."

"The world has never yet seen a truly great and virtuous nation because in the degradation of woman the very fountains of life are poisoned at their source."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."

"It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back."

"Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different."

"President Kennedy understood the importance of equal pay for equal work and signed historic legislation that gave women around the country hope that one day their wages would be on par with that of their male counterparts."

"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."

"Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such is the pleasure they experience--they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them."

"I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!"

"Beauty is not who you are on the outside, it is the wisdom and time you gave away to save another struggling soul, like you."

"Never doubt God in the darkness what he has given us in the light."

"I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them."

"I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, "aw shit, he's up!"

"Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!"